Lexiphanic Words

The use of pretentious terminology to befuddle the ordinary.

Bicural: My boss is so bicural. I can’t stand the way she walks around all the time.

Though it sounds like an insult, bicural is innately scientific, meaning having two legs. But that doesn’t mean you can’t let your listeners think you meant “by cruel”.

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