Lexiphanic Words

The use of pretentious terminology to befuddle the ordinary.

Stung by a bee? Call in sick with an intumescence

Intumescence  sounds like you have a tumor growing inside you when really all you have is some swelling from that bee sting. So what? No one at your office need be any the wiser.

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